They called us apes. We took the name. January 2021. A stock went vertical. The buy button vanished. They named the traders apes and waited for them to fold. They didn't. Diamond hands. The insult became folklore. The name stuck.
Cash Ape is that 2021 moment. Not a product. Not a promise. Fan fiction with a ticker. The ape they tried to stop, on the chain they built.
They named the traders apes and waited for them to fold. They didn't.